March 2012
February 2012
Mom, can I-
Mom:
You:
When someone cuts into the letters on your cake
fuckyeahlaughters:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
Only in America
cespur:
chaystar:
you and me both darren
Anonymous asked: when did you get your tongue piercing ?
Anonymous asked: You're still fat.
Anonymous asked: rnt u embarrased ur ex up and left u for someone else
Anonymous asked: herd you have a tounge piercing??
Anonymous asked: i love yourr sinqinqq!
emptybreaths asked: Haha I just realized :)
doomf:
There’s a 100% chance that you’re reading this right now
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
